Wild Fuck Toys Review

If you've ever heard the phrase 'ride the wild pony' and you've wondered just what was meant by it, then I think the sweet looking amateurs on Wild Fuck Toys can certainly show you a new meaning for the phrase. These babes will get your adrenalin rushing when they mount their saddles and Sybians and ride them for the sole purpose of having the most incredible orgasms. Some of the chicks on this site do resort to old-fashioned machinery to get off, but most of them are trying out new toys with a whole lot of horse-power.

When you first enter the site you'll find yourself in a network portal. Here you can get DVD discounts, find live chats, VODs and phone sex or access 72 bonus and 32 additional reality sites including SquirtHunter, HerFirstLesbianSex, VirginTeenLesbians and BangBoat. There's plenty of hardcore from anal to DP and even orgies and gangbangs. On this page you can also use the search feature to find specific models or niches and actions and there's a favourites folder to save the things you love.

Finding the entire archive of WildFuckToys is a piece of cake. All you need to do is look at the most recent episode profiled on the members' page and click the link that reads 'view all'. There are 71 chicks listed. Many of them look like the average babe on the street. Some are blonde, some are brunette, there are those with short hair and long hair and there are some Asian and ebony chicks. Most are nice looking, some are extraordinarily pretty and there are a small handful of chicks that look like they missed their hit of crack that morning. Overall, there's a good selection of clean looking hotties.

All episodes come with a set of around 160 screencaps. They are a little on the dark side and they're not always clear, but you can download the sets in .zip files. Frankly, they didn't do much for me, but that's because the videos contain the exact same action and are a lot more fun. Sadly, I discovered that absolutely none of the videos were downloadable, which sucks in a major way when considering the admission fee. It was also a huge disappointment because I went into this site feeling so excited.

The 546kbps 640x480 Windows Media Videos and 500kbps 320x240 QuickTime movies have the kind of quality I might have thought was great back in 2004. These days, this sort of shoddy image is hardly bearable, let alone competitive. It's really too bad because the movies do look like they are a lot of fun. There are storyline set-ups and the movie I watched opened with a chick who visited her doctor because she was having trouble enjoying sex with men. The good doctor is happy to rid her of her problem, just like the doctors of old. However, instead of a dildo or vibrator he brings out the big gun, which is a muther fucker of a large clit massager. This provided her with just the right amount of wetness needed to mount the saddle. Proving not to be comfortable for this babe, he ends up on a Sybian and riding it until she's cured by the biggest orgasm she's ever known.

Final Verdict

I loved the storylines in the movies and was initially excited by the concept of WildFuckToys, but I quickly became disillusioned by the poor quality and by the fact that I couldn't download anything but the lousy screencap photos. What started out as a hot and promising site ended up being a slightly too expensive disappointment.